10 things in golf that sound dirty

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1. Look at the size of his putter.
   
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
   
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
   
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
   
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
   
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
   
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
   
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
   
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
   
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.